Out of nowhere, Saific! My fingers also now hurt, and I can barely close my eyes for caffeination.

Doing It ANBU

Fandom: Naruto
Rating: PG
Characters: Sai, Kakashi; Yamato, Sasuke, cast
Warning: AU futurefic.
Summary: Rehabilitating Sasuke was supposed to be easier than fighting a war.

7974 words and, mm, but canon is delicious for breakfast.

( Three months, sixteen missions, and an uncountable number of attempts on his sanity after taking on ANBU captaincy, Sai was beginning to understand where Yamato-taicho's creepy eyes originated from: let Kakashi-senpai take you at unawares too often and, eventually, your face began to stick that way. )

While I scribble endlessly at Endless Fic, allow me to distract you with that which has distracted me.


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One morning I woke up and realised I could make Rufus terrifying. My life has not been the same since. Many thanks to pere_chan and dnatio_memoriae for flailing through betajobs, and much has changed since - though, since it's me, not necessarily for the better... With these boys I think "worse" is always a better option.

If Talking Were Effective, Yelling Would Be ( Read more... )

In a sort of bizarre attempt at protecting myself from the magical routines of Self Implosion that are going on around me, when I came home at 1030pm tonight the first thing I did was chuck my phone into a corner of my room and then flee upstairs to watch Data fail majestically at imitating real life ( Read more... )

ellnyx and I were talking nasdack, and in between lots of guilty feelings and a lot of random conversational tidbits, she provided this prompt: Balthier/Tseng/Rufus - inversion of roles/ceremony - love came in accordance with what he promised, and not only out of gratitude. And lo, I have written something:

~900 words. Tseng/Rufus/Balthier. Very soft R.

( Tseng doesn't offer any explanation when Rufus looks at him in askance. 'I'm sorry we're late,' he says instead. )

Every once in a while, I decide to inflict upon myself the non-duty of doing something with my non-skill in non-art. I suck at it, and yet I do it. :D I blame the genius of people like dnatio_memoriae and pere_chan, who both make me feel like picking up the stylus and TORMENTING YOU PEOPLE TO RETINAL DEATH. Oh, an regicialdwarf, whose dance playlist kept me sane. Ish. Sanish.


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Need to run out the door soon, and I have not:

- Taken that bath
- Eaten any lunch
- Printed out that spreadsheet
- Visited that neighbour

But I have:

- Participated in #yulechat inspired madness which will hopefully come to (NOT HOPEFULLY, I'M SORRY - DEFINITELY) life in July. Oh god.
- Done absolutely nothing else.

I am going to:

- Hell
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I DO NOT KNOW WHY THE UNIVERSE LIKES ME SO MUCH RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE TODAY HAS BEEN INCREDIBLE.

TSENG. DRAWN. PAINTED. WITH RUFUS. BY DNATIO_MEMORIAE. IF YOU DO NOT LOSE AT LEAST A FEW BRAINCELLS LOOKING AT THE SHEER HOTNESS OF HIS SUIT AND RUFUS IN A TIE, YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY BLIND AND MUST LOOK CLOSER FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR SOUL ( Read more... )